does not equal

i have a job that i attend nearly every day - really, it even invades some of my precious weekend time-space continuum. however, i have not been paid since the beginning of august. this black truth is severely limiting my rock-and-roll dreams of buying all the below items necessary to my happiness:

the jack boot:



the pentagram harness:

the shearling drape jacket:



the black lucia sunglasses:

will someone please submit my invoices?!